It's so like me to never see

This is a part of a draft essay of mine sent to one hilarious young girl/woman/creature from the black lagoon.
It made me laugh, while editting an essay.
Super dooper props...
The smaller writing is her comment, the larger my essay. don't you go plaigerisin' my modern history now!

A considerable

Use of ‘considerable’ twice in as many sentences. Perhaps replace with ‘substansial’ or ‘significant’

percentage of the male population either volunteered or were sent off to war, leaving the industries at home bereft of employees and turning to who was left,

Try using a dash instead of a comma – implies importance of “the women” (irony in this sentence absolutely intended).

the women.

 

watching hastiness unfold

I forgot.

I simply can't believe that I forgot that.

I mean...shit!

(before I get any further IT IS NOT YOUR FAULT ITS MY FAULT IM THE ONE WHO SAID ID BE THERE AND THEN I FORGOT IF ID REMEMBERED WE WOULD BOTH HAVE GONE AND THERE WOULD BE NO ISSUE. wow, I don't think I needed caps for all of that, I didn't deliver it that passionately in my head lol)

Anyway...

I know you'll never read this, cos I don't think you even know that this blog exists.

But..please reply to my text, or... I dunno, something.

Please don't hate me?

Honestly, I don't think you could hate me, just because you are too good a soul to hold any hate in you. But you could be mad... and why wouldn't you be?

In other, more happy news

ITS CHRISTMAS TIME

Today we picked out, payed for, dragged home, carried in, stood up and decorated the crap out of this years chrissy tree.

I must say, it looks rad. (wow, the girl who helped her dad carry that thing in must be buff as ;) )

And, my sister and I got to ride in the back of a ute.

And not just any ute, a christmas ute.

Take that.

And I must say, our entrance into and out of the tray of said ute was exceedingly...

graceful?

...no

coordinated?

...no

delicate?

...no

ah, thats the word,

hilarious

good work sis, good work.

Oh and extra good work to mum who got her finger over the lense, very very classy mum :D

And you claim to be a photographer :P

Nah, you take great photos mum, just not great 2-second stupid snapshots, like I am the master of :D

good times.

such divided hearts...

frank woodley.
is a freaking genius.

and chicken tonight ads are silly.
but my sister doing the chicken crump is even sillier.
no kidding, i nearly wet myself.

but the weather wet me for me.
wow.
that was a weird sentence.

muffin flange.

that's a weird sentence too.

lol, if anyone knows what flange is (as in guitar effects/pedals) im imagining a muffin, making flangey noises. thanks to frank woodley, i can take no credit.

in other news, he accepted my facebook request very quickly and no, the girl in the pink dress is not his girlfriend. annoying how relieved i felt.

maths test today.
another C, no worries mate!

in other news, my feet are cold.