the mystery of life

"Fate is like a strange, upopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you didn't ask for and don't always like.'

"If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.'

"Stealing, of course, is a crime, and a very impolite thing to do. But like most impolite things, it is excusable under certain circumstances. Stealing is not excusable if, for example, you are in a museum and decide that a certain painting would look better in your house, and you simply grab the painting and take it there. But if you were very, very hungry, and you had no way of obtaining money, it might be excusable to grab the painting, take it to your home, and eat it."

I love horseradish...

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